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Whats a monsters favorite playRomeo and Ghouliet from Flashcomment Monster jokes Jokes
What's a monsters favorite play? Romeo and Ghouliet

What monster flies his kite in a from Flashcomment Monster jokes Jokes
What monster flies his kite in a rain storm? Benjamin Frankenstein

Whats pink and gray and wrinkly and from Flashcomment Monster jokes Jokes
What's pink and gray and wrinkly and old and belongs to Grandpa monster? - Grandma monster

Why are monsters huge and hairy and from Flashcomment Monster jokes Jokes
Why are monsters huge and hairy and ugly?- Because if they were small and round and smooth they'd be M&M's

What kind of monster is safe to from Flashcomment Monster jokes Jokes
What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?- A wash and wear wolf

Frankenstein Help Ive got a short circuit from Flashcomment Monster jokes Jokes
Frankenstein: Help, I've got a short circuit! Igor: Don't worry, I'll lengthen it.

What do you get if a huge from Flashcomment Monster jokes Jokes
What do you get if a huge hairy monster steps on Batman and Robin ? Flatman and Ribbon !

What do you call a clever monster from Flashcomment Monster jokes Jokes
What do you call a clever monster? Frank Einstein.

What did Dr Frankenstein get when he from Flashcomment Monster jokes Jokes
What did Dr Frankenstein get when he put his goldfish's brain in the body of his dog? I don't know, but it is great at chasing submarines.

What did one of Frankensteins ears say from Flashcomment Monster jokes Jokes
What did one of Frankenstein's ears say to the other? I didn't know we lived on the same block.

Where does the bride of Frankenstein have from Flashcomment Monster jokes Jokes
Where does the bride of Frankenstein have her hair done? At the ugly parlour.

What was the inscription on the tomb from Flashcomment Monster jokes Jokes
What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster? HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.

What kind of book did Frankensteins monster from Flashcomment Monster jokes Jokes
What kind of book did Frankenstein's monster like to read? One with a cemetery plot.

Why did Frankensteins monster give up boxingBecause from Flashcomment Monster jokes Jokes
Why did Frankenstein's monster give up boxing? Because he didn't want to spoil his looks.

Whats the difference between Frankenstein and boiled from Flashcomment Monster jokes Jokes
What's the difference between Frankenstein and boiled potatoes? You can't mash Frankenstein.

Why did the monster drink ten liters from Flashcomment Monster jokes Jokes
Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze? So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.

Why did the monster take a dead from Flashcomment Monster jokes Jokes
Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car? Because he was a car-case.

Did you hear about the monster with from Flashcomment Monster jokes Jokes
Did you hear about the monster with one eye at the back of his head, and one at the front? He was terribly moody because he couldn't see eye to eye with himself.

A monster walked into the council rent from Flashcomment Monster jokes Jokes
A monster walked into the council rent office with a $5 note stuck in one ear and a $10 note in the other. You see, he was $15 in arrears.

Did you hear about the monster who from Flashcomment Monster jokes Jokes
Did you hear about the monster who had an extra pair of hands? Where did he keep them? In a handbag.mons